The following was lifted from the Overheard:New York site. Props go to my darling friend in LJ for the link. And for what it's worth, G train = Greenpoint.

I Meant Nowhere White People Would Want to Go:

Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.

Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.

Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?

Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.

Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch.

--G train Hoyt/Schermerhorn station

Me and that Eight-year-old kid are the best or friends now.